She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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