we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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