I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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