Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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