Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
They are going to name an STD after you.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
