Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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