I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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