After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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