You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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