walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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