If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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