I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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