Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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