But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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