I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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