There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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