You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
