he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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