The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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