yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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