Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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