nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Randomize
