and you said cock pushups were impossible
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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