I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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