I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
