Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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