Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
