Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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