There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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