dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
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You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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