You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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