Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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