I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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