I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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