If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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