just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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