so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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