Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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