Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wish my penis had an off switch
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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