She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.