What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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