This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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