its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
