im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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