And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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