Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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