Define "chronic" masturbator.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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