i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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