Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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