the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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