He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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