It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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