i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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