fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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