In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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